That sounds an awful lot like RoboCraft's mothership where you create robots...
The Kiwi Kingdom
- Thread starter Senorragequit
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(We honestly don't know if the Kiwi Kingdom does have planes, so it should be assumed that they have "Default Planes")
Seems that they support peace, but like watching war from the safe confines of their territory.
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What is that? You are walking very thin ice right there my friend...
This will be brought to the Lemon-court right now!
Encouraging war is very unzesty!
Here is the trial for breaking the golden rule of peace:
The trial of GamerParish
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You will have to get through me, and probably UESO, TAC, SFS, and the duck republic to do that. I hope you're ready.I feel like I need to destroy the kebab kingdom. I really don't like that attitude of Boomik
Depends on the intel we have. As far as I can tell, the scouts that were used were only able to see above land. There might be a chance there is a secret underground bunker in their kingdom.
and then there is the wild juicers, that might prefer to grind down a tiny cult
I know nothing about RoboCraft. I came up with these myself.
Also @Doctype, there will be war between us soon!
PREPARE THE BOMBING RUN!!!
Helicruiser Squadron 1A (yes the same legends that destroyed the Saiwuntest Cult) is now online!
Spy Plane has spotted the Kingdom!
Helicruiser Squadron 1A has now entered into the Kiwi Kingdom!
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Kiwi wall has been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Kiwi wall #2 has been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
4 Kiwi Anti-Ground turrets have been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
4 more Kiwi Anti-Ground turrets have been destroyed!
Squadron 1A has finished their mission!
Squadron 1A is now retreating!
Summary: Squadron 1A has destroyed half of all Kiwi walls and all Kiwi Anti-Ground defenses to make way for the next attack!
Helicruiser Squadron 1A (yes the same legends that destroyed the Saiwuntest Cult) is now online!
Spy Plane has spotted the Kingdom!
Helicruiser Squadron 1A has now entered into the Kiwi Kingdom!
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Kiwi wall has been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Kiwi wall #2 has been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
4 Kiwi Anti-Ground turrets have been destroyed!
<reloading>
<turning>
Helicruiser #1 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #2 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #3 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
Helicruiser #4 has unleashed a volley of missiles!
4 more Kiwi Anti-Ground turrets have been destroyed!
Squadron 1A has finished their mission!
Squadron 1A is now retreating!
Summary: Squadron 1A has destroyed half of all Kiwi walls and all Kiwi Anti-Ground defenses to make way for the next attack!
BATTLE START
Hover Tank Squadron Alpha has arrived! Main target: AA defences.
The hover tanks rush in through the wall breach and open fire on Kiwi AA batteries!
A massive salvo of cruise missiles hits the AA batteries, heavily damaging them.
A barely functioning Kiwi turret turns towards the tanks and opens fire! Shields scratched.
The hover tanks fire their Hailfire rifles, destroying the remnants of the turret.
The hover tanks continue along behind the walls, destroying all remaining AA defences until heavy Kiwi reinforcements force them to retreat.
MISSION SUCCESS!
All Kiwi AA defences are down!
Hover Tank Squadron Alpha has arrived! Main target: AA defences.
The hover tanks rush in through the wall breach and open fire on Kiwi AA batteries!
A massive salvo of cruise missiles hits the AA batteries, heavily damaging them.
A barely functioning Kiwi turret turns towards the tanks and opens fire! Shields scratched.
The hover tanks fire their Hailfire rifles, destroying the remnants of the turret.
The hover tanks continue along behind the walls, destroying all remaining AA defences until heavy Kiwi reinforcements force them to retreat.
MISSION SUCCESS!
All Kiwi AA defences are down!
UESO's here for the remaining walls and AA turrets! Thank you @QuackDuck If they beg for mercy, have mercy. I will take all of their units (except small self-defense ones.)
Sending in 5 Hailstorm heavy close combat units and 3 Haven Medium support vehicles.
-----BATTLE COMMENCING-----
All units going in for the remaining walls!
Hailstorm 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 attacks walls and goes through them one by one followed by Haven 1, 2, and 3.
Hailstorm 4 explodes. Possible cause: 2 kiloton concealed conventional landmine.
Warning! Kiwi Royal Guard units detected! Classifications: 8 light buggies, 4 MBTs, 2 AA hover units, 3 medium support vehicles and 2 heavy destroyers!
---FIGHT BEGINS---
Kiwi wave 1 approaching, consisting of:
-4 buggies;
-2 MBTs.
Hailstorm units starting bombardment on first wave of Kiwis!
Kiwi buggy 1 and 4 destroyed! Kiwi MBT 1 damaged.
Remaining Kiwi units make a rush for the Haven support vehicles!
Anchored haven units repair faster than the attackers can damage them! Haven units used "Oozee storm"!
Kiwi buggy 2 destroyed, 3 severely damaged and both MBTs lightly damaged! Kiwi forces are on the run!
Kiwi wave 2 approaching, consisting of:
-5 buggies, one severely damaged;
-4 MBTs, two damaged;
-3 support vehicles:
-2 destroyers.
All Kiwi forces attack Hailstorm 1 that's on the side head on!
Hailstorm units get into a curved line shape to get ready for the attack!
The Kiwis didn't expect this! 15% less efficiency for Kiwi forces!
Kiwi forces arrive, everyone starts shooting everyone:
All buggies arrived tightly next to each other, all destroyed by Hailstorm 5.
Remaining Kiwi forces attack Hailstorm 2, it's heavily damaged by the supported MBTs.
Hailstorms get revenge by destroying support vehicles 1 and 2!
Kiwi destroyers arrived. Kiwi support vehicle 3 drives behind the destroyers.
Hailstorm 2 finished off by Kiwi destroyer 1.
Kiwi destroyer 2 shields moderately damaged by Hailstorm 1 and 5
Kiwi destroyer 2 attacks Haven 3 while being attacked by Hailstorm 1 and 3. Haven 3's shield severely damaged!
Hailstorm 5 rams Kiwi destroyer 2, boosters first. Kiwi destroyer 2 and Hailstorm 5 destroyed!
Kiwi destroyer kills Haven 3!
Hailstorm 1 and 3 destroys Kiwi support vehicle! Shield regeneration for Kiwi destroyer 1 -35%!
--Kiwi destroyer flees the battle--
Remaining UESO forces retreated for repairs and maintenance, Haven units 1 and 2 salvaged enemy scrap for analyzation, materials and components. Sentry turrets were deployed to slow down Kiwi repairs.
-----BATTLE AND FIGHT ENDED, UESO WON-----
If they beg for mercy, have mercy. I will take all of their units (except small self-defense ones.)Sending in 5 Hailstorm heavy close combat units and 3 Haven Medium support vehicles.
-----BATTLE COMMENCING-----
All units going in for the remaining walls!
Hailstorm 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 attacks walls and goes through them one by one followed by Haven 1, 2, and 3.
Hailstorm 4 explodes. Possible cause: 2 kiloton concealed conventional landmine.
Warning! Kiwi Royal Guard units detected! Classifications: 8 light buggies, 4 MBTs, 2 AA hover units, 3 medium support vehicles and 2 heavy destroyers!
---FIGHT BEGINS---
Kiwi wave 1 approaching, consisting of:
-4 buggies;
-2 MBTs.
Hailstorm units starting bombardment on first wave of Kiwis!
Kiwi buggy 1 and 4 destroyed! Kiwi MBT 1 damaged.
Remaining Kiwi units make a rush for the Haven support vehicles!
Anchored haven units repair faster than the attackers can damage them! Haven units used "Oozee storm"!
Kiwi buggy 2 destroyed, 3 severely damaged and both MBTs lightly damaged! Kiwi forces are on the run!
Kiwi wave 2 approaching, consisting of:
-5 buggies, one severely damaged;
-4 MBTs, two damaged;
-3 support vehicles:
-2 destroyers.
All Kiwi forces attack Hailstorm 1 that's on the side head on!
Hailstorm units get into a curved line shape to get ready for the attack!
The Kiwis didn't expect this! 15% less efficiency for Kiwi forces!
Kiwi forces arrive, everyone starts shooting everyone:
All buggies arrived tightly next to each other, all destroyed by Hailstorm 5.
Remaining Kiwi forces attack Hailstorm 2, it's heavily damaged by the supported MBTs.
Hailstorms get revenge by destroying support vehicles 1 and 2!
Kiwi destroyers arrived. Kiwi support vehicle 3 drives behind the destroyers.
Hailstorm 2 finished off by Kiwi destroyer 1.
Kiwi destroyer 2 shields moderately damaged by Hailstorm 1 and 5
Kiwi destroyer 2 attacks Haven 3 while being attacked by Hailstorm 1 and 3. Haven 3's shield severely damaged!
Hailstorm 5 rams Kiwi destroyer 2, boosters first. Kiwi destroyer 2 and Hailstorm 5 destroyed!
Kiwi destroyer kills Haven 3!
Hailstorm 1 and 3 destroys Kiwi support vehicle! Shield regeneration for Kiwi destroyer 1 -35%!
--Kiwi destroyer flees the battle--
Remaining UESO forces retreated for repairs and maintenance, Haven units 1 and 2 salvaged enemy scrap for analyzation, materials and components. Sentry turrets were deployed to slow down Kiwi repairs.
-----BATTLE AND FIGHT ENDED, UESO WON-----
CLEANUP CREW HAS ARRIVED!
The Cleanup Crew consisting of 1 MEGA MORTAR MADNESS, 2 Destructotanks, and 4 Mortar Madnesses are here to, well, "clean up".
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS and 4 Mortar Madnesses have launched a barrage of mortars!
Remaining Kiwi Destroyer has been completely obliterated!
Kiwi reinforcements have arrived consisting of:
1 destroyer
1 support vehicle
5 buggies
4 mobile Anti-Ground turrets
2 Destructotanks have launched a barrage of missiles!
Kiwi destroyer has been half destroyed!
1 Buggy has been destroyed!
Kiwi Mobile AGT #1 fired a stream of megaton shots at Destructotank #1!
Drained 2 bars of battery!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS has unleashed a barrage of mortars!
Mobile AGT #1 has been reduced to scrap!
4 Mortar Madnesses have began to fire a stream of mortars at Kiwi Destroyer!
Kiwi Destroyer fights back, severely damages Mortar Madness #3!
Kiwi Destroyer has been destroyed!
Mortar Madness #3 has retreated back to base to be repaired!
3 remains Mobile AGT's have fired a stream of Megaton Shots at MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
3 Mortar Madnesses and MEGA MORTAR MADNESS have unleashed a barrage of mortars at the AGT's!
Mobile AGT #2 and #3 have been reduced to scrap! Mobile AGT #4 has been severely damaged!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS took minimal damage!
Support Vehicle has repaired Mobile AGT #4to a fighting shape!
Mobile AGT #4 has fired a stream of Megaton shots at MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
Destructotank #1 has finished off Mobile AGT #4!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS took light damage!
4 Kiwi Buggies have began fire on MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS has took medium damage!
Destructotank #1 and #2 fired a barrage of missiles at the 4 buggies!
All 4 buggies have been destroyed!
Kiwi Support Vehicle began to retreat!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS fired a barrage of mortars at Kiwi Support Vehicle!
Kiwi Support Vehicle has been reduced to scrap!
Kebab Kingdom wins!
Kebab Kingdom has taken the rest of the scrap to analyze and sell!
All Kebab Troops have fired a stream of destruction onto the remains of the Kiwi Kingdom buildings! The Kiwi Kingdom has been reduced to rubble!
The Cleanup Crew consisting of 1 MEGA MORTAR MADNESS, 2 Destructotanks, and 4 Mortar Madnesses are here to, well, "clean up".
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS and 4 Mortar Madnesses have launched a barrage of mortars!
Remaining Kiwi Destroyer has been completely obliterated!
Kiwi reinforcements have arrived consisting of:
1 destroyer
1 support vehicle
5 buggies
4 mobile Anti-Ground turrets
2 Destructotanks have launched a barrage of missiles!
Kiwi destroyer has been half destroyed!
1 Buggy has been destroyed!
Kiwi Mobile AGT #1 fired a stream of megaton shots at Destructotank #1!
Drained 2 bars of battery!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS has unleashed a barrage of mortars!
Mobile AGT #1 has been reduced to scrap!
4 Mortar Madnesses have began to fire a stream of mortars at Kiwi Destroyer!
Kiwi Destroyer fights back, severely damages Mortar Madness #3!
Kiwi Destroyer has been destroyed!
Mortar Madness #3 has retreated back to base to be repaired!
3 remains Mobile AGT's have fired a stream of Megaton Shots at MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
3 Mortar Madnesses and MEGA MORTAR MADNESS have unleashed a barrage of mortars at the AGT's!
Mobile AGT #2 and #3 have been reduced to scrap! Mobile AGT #4 has been severely damaged!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS took minimal damage!
Support Vehicle has repaired Mobile AGT #4to a fighting shape!
Mobile AGT #4 has fired a stream of Megaton shots at MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
Destructotank #1 has finished off Mobile AGT #4!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS took light damage!
4 Kiwi Buggies have began fire on MEGA MORTAR MADNESS!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS has took medium damage!
Destructotank #1 and #2 fired a barrage of missiles at the 4 buggies!
All 4 buggies have been destroyed!
Kiwi Support Vehicle began to retreat!
MEGA MORTAR MADNESS fired a barrage of mortars at Kiwi Support Vehicle!
Kiwi Support Vehicle has been reduced to scrap!
Kebab Kingdom wins!
Kebab Kingdom has taken the rest of the scrap to analyze and sell!
All Kebab Troops have fired a stream of destruction onto the remains of the Kiwi Kingdom buildings! The Kiwi Kingdom has been reduced to rubble!
(I hope you didn't just *accidentally* annihilate a bunch of innocent people just to win a war. There were more humane methods of dealing with citizens of a kingdom, more specifically letting them live and keeping their homes intact! A better plan would be to destroy all of their offensive capabilities and wait for them to surrender, not just "destroy them".)
I am just going to assume you only attacked and destroyed their offensive and defensive capabilities right?
(And not the innocent citizens)
Because TAC doesn't tolerate destructive ways, especially "total destruction of innocent civilians" nor do some other kingdoms, TAC has the right to think that your kingdom is very suspicious in many ways and assume that you *might* have taken shady steps to reach your position in power.
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Don't worry @Legionite, all citizens were warped away before they got killed alongside their homes to onboard my colonist ship. We have the technology, but we won't use them in warfare except if people are in danger. (all UESO vehicles are unmanned, enemy vehicle drivers are warped away too.)
Aftermath:
UESO SENDS IN PROSPECTOR TEAM
-Initiating rubble scan-
Result: -NEGATIVE-
*Rachel gets out of the vehicle and goes into an underground silo.*
Rachel: Jim! There seems to be a big silo here, but it's empty...
James: Could've been for a big nuke that wasn't built.
Rachel: Well, the Kebabs finished them off, so it's underst- Wait! there's a pendrive here! Let me analyse it's contents...
*James waits patiently and ignites a cigarette*
Rachel: Uhh, Jim... You may want to see this...
*James' cig falls out of his mouth*
James: This can't be possible... A spaceship capable of putting an entire station into orbit? Let me look at the bottom of this construction!
*James goes down the stairs to the bottom floor*
James: Burnt kerosene... it's very pure. *gasp* THEY LAUNCHED ALREADY?!
Rachel: The colonists... Back to the prospector!
*James and Rachel runs back to their vehicle and warp aboard the ship*
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This is bad, very bad. If the Kiwi's have space technology, they will be able to strike at any place on this planet! We have to find this station Soon™! Our scientists are currently conducting research into interstellar flight, so we should soon be able to send spaceships farther out into space.
Would you like spaceships/technology for them? I'm giving them away to kingdoms, alliances, republics etc.. If it's space warfare, then the Kiwis stand no chance! (unless they invent a new form of cloaking)