The Kiwi Kingdom

[Senorragequit]

The time has come that something has to change in the world of TerraTech. For too long now the current ruler, former known as the "lemon kingdom", treated its civilians way too bad and without honor.
This has to change.

NOW

We are the change, we are the

Our aim is it, to fight for the civilians. We will do this by word and by actions.
We fight united for something that once belonged to us, the citizens. And we want it back.

We fight for our families, for our honor, for our elderlies, for our children.
We fight for us!

Support the Kiwi Kingdom! Fight for what belongs you!

As an official representative of the Kiwi-Kingdom I officially declare war against the lemon kingdom now.

Any supporters of the lemon kingdom are now officially our enemies and will be treated as such.

Politics overview:

 

[Nocallia]

First you have to get past the guard.

 

[Senorragequit]

I would like to fight you, but as you future-destroying people don't even have a flag it's not worth it.
And you call yourselves a kingdom. Pathetic

 

[Nocallia]

We don't just have a flag...

...but a banner

 

[Senorragequit]

The Kiwi research and develeopment makes great progress! Expect first war footages soon!

 

[Chrii_the_Vieh]

How can calling out a war and make sure everyone fights be right... I pity you and hope you end this aggression before it comes to squeezing fruits to juices.
Stop the violence and let's bloom together for a better taste!

 

[The Grand Teki]

The time has come that something has to change in the world of TerraTech. For too long now the current ruler, former known as the "lemon kingdom", treated its civilians way too bad and without honor.
This has to change.

NOW

We are the change, we are the

Our aim is it, to fight for the civilians. We will do this by word and by actions.
We fight united for something that once belonged to us, the citizens. And we want it back.

We fight for our families, for our honor, for our elderlies, for our children.
We fight for us!

Support the Kiwi Kingdom! Fight for what belongs you!

As an official representative of the Kiwi-Kingdom I officially declare war against the lemon kingdom now.

Any supporters of the lemon kingdom are now officially our enemies and will be treated as such.

First you have to get past the guard.View attachment 11610

Grabs popcorn
This is gonna be fun to watch...

 

[Senorragequit]

Warning, adult war material below. Dont open the spoiler if you are below 21 years old.

War footage of a lemon getting killed within close combat.

Spoiler

 

[Senorragequit]

Our airborne squadron is currently scouting for enemies.

 

[The Grand Teki]

Warning, adult war material below. Dont open the spoiler if you are below 21 years old.

War footage of a lemon getting killed within close combat.

Spoiler

*holds tea below it* I'm absolutely barbaric, am I?

Our airborne squadron is currently scouting for enemies.

WHAT ARE THOSE WINGS I'M DYING

 

[reaperx1]

War footage of a lemon getting killed within close combat.

Oh the horror of it all.... ..... lemonade anyone?

Have a good one [8D)

 

[GamerParrish]

I hate kiwis

 

[The Grand Teki]

im just a smiling atom Satoojn looking at stuff

 

[Potato]

Can a potato join this fruit kingdom?

 

[Dellamorte]

Can a potato join this fruit kingdom?

You may have to give up your starchy ways but I can't see why not.

 

[Potato]

You may have to give up your starchy ways but I can't see why not.

Fair enough - where do I sign? Is there paper involved?

 

[Chrii_the_Vieh]

Fair enough - where do I sign? Is there paper involved?

Wiki says: In common language usage, "fruit" normally means the fleshy seed-associated structures of a plant that are sweet or sour, and edible in the raw state, such as apples, bananas, grapes, lemons, oranges, and strawberries. On the other hand, in botanical usage, "fruit" includes many structures that are not commonly called "fruits", such as bean pods, corn kernels, tomatoes, and wheat grains.[2][3] The section of a fungus that produces spores is also called a fruiting body.[4]

Though the definition does not include potatos, you are called a fruit of the potato-field by some farmers.
Therefore in the eyes of a tolerant Lemon-citrizen you are a fruit.

In addition:

most potatos are yellow --> You are more than welcome - as are all friendly beeings - to join the zesty side.

Never tried potato with lemonjuice, but fish is served with lemonslices and potato quite often, so welcome!
No paperwork involved.

 

[Potato]

Never tried potato with lemonjuice, but fish is served with lemonslices and potato quite often, so welcome!
No paperwork involved.

Cool! So...what do zesty people do? Potatoes tend to bury themselves into the ground.

 

[Chrii_the_Vieh]

Until the dark has fallen to the Lemon-Kingdom, we flourished and tended our golden shimmering grove.
We made our mistake of letting hatred and discord disrupt our peace once and then... dark silence has come.
The surviving Lemons have made an oath to never let this happen again and some of them have started to slowly regrow our Kingdom from the shadows. There are a lot of seedlings and sometimes you can see soft glimpses of golden beams that shoot through the grove for a splitsecond.

As this Kiwi here doesn't seem to be the most friendly place, I'd invite you over to the grove:
The Lemon Kingdom

Have a look around, read our history, see what we are made of and feel free to participate to bloom together again.

As one of the zesty people on this community, we put our hopes in you, that you be nice, helpful, creative and a fruitful member of the Terratechnicians.

May the Zestiness be with you!

 

[Senorragequit]

Dear Potato, let me uncensor the text of Chrii for you

Until the dark has fallen to the Lemon-Kingdom, we
We made our mistake of disrupt our peace once and then... dark silence has come.
The surviving Lemons started our Kingdom from the shadows.

As this Kiwi here seem to be the most friendly place, I'd invite you to the Kiwi kingdom

Have a look around, see what we are made of and feel free to participate to bloom together again.

Thats the real truth