The Kebab Kingdom

[JimmyBlether]

You can't.

1. You can't be allies with the Lemons because they have this "no ally" thing
2. If you WERE allies with the Lemons, then you can't be allies with us

I said close, not literally everyone, and I would say I'm a few rep or something to the lemons (not confirmed, it just seems that way to me).

 

[Boomik]

I said close, not literally everyone, and I would say I'm a few rep or something to the lemons (not confirmed, it just seems that way to me).

In that case, we're not as close of allies anymore.

 

[Icarus_The_King_Of_Angels]

Rekt

 

[Icarus_The_King_Of_Angels]

Meanwhile I'm just here to mess with literally everyone.

 

[JimmyBlether]

In that case, we're not as close of allies anymore.

 

[Boomik]

Anyone allies with the Lemons are enemies of the Kebabs. I know the Duck Republic has been going under our radar for a while, but I'll let it slide since they haven't interacted with eachother in a while.

 

[missleMaster1793]

That Bertha tech is like a million times better than lathtrix's attempt!!

Yeah. lathland is a good player, but sometimes he does dumb things.

 

[Boomik]

Attention:
All Lemon affiliated people are enemies of us, unless if they are in a kingdom allied with us. In that case, they are neutral.

Any kingdom leader who is a part of the Lemons is going to be enemies of us, unless if we are allies.

Any allied kingdom contact with the Lemons will lower our ally relationship.

All true* Lemons will be apprehended and captured on sight.

*people who are only a part of the Lemons

 

[Icarus_The_King_Of_Angels]

Attention:
All Lemon affiliated people are enemies of us, unless if they are in a kingdom allied with us. In that case, they are neutral.

Any kingdom leader who is a part of the Lemons is going to be enemies of us, unless if we are allies.

Any allied kingdom contact with the Lemons will lower our ally relationship.

All true* Lemons will be apprehended and captured on sight.

*people who are only a part of the Lemons

....I'm only living there.... I refuse to actually fight for anybody...

 

[Soviet_Samuelson]

....I'm only living there.... I refuse to actually fight for anybody...

Same

 

[Boomik]

....I'm only living there.... I refuse to actually fight for anybody...

HOWEVER, because you live there, you're considered one of them. So if you get caught in the war for living there, it's on you.

 

[Icarus_The_King_Of_Angels]

HOWEVER, because you live there, you're considered one of them. So if you get caught in the war for living there, it's on you.

If they can't keep me safe I'm blowing up my lab and moving.


It will be a very large boom.

 

[JimmyBlether]

All Lemon affiliated people are enemies of us, unless if they are in a kingdom allied with us. In that case, they are neutral.

You killed the SFS-Kebab alliance, remember.

 

[Boomik]

You killed the SFS-Kebab alliance, remember.

But you're in IFTTES, aren't you? Anyways, that doesn't really count as a war kingdom, so I guess you're now our enemies.

 

[JimmyBlether]

But you're in IFTTES, aren't you? Anyways, that doesn't really count as a war kingdom, so I guess you're now our enemies.

That didn't take long.

 

[Boomik]

That didn't take long.

Since you did NOT support us against the Lemons, instead you sided with them, you're now a big enemy.

Watch your front doorstep.

 

[JimmyBlether]

Since you did NOT support us against the Lemons, instead you sided with them, you're now a big enemy.

Watch your front doorstep.

That front doorstep is huge and unbelievably well defended. Also, if you blew up/'ate' Kepler-452B, that's genocide. There is more civilians on that planet than SFS employees.

 

[JimmyBlether]

Err, how many members do you have now @Boomik?

 

[Boomik]

Err, how many members do you have now @Boomik?

We still have 8, myself included, however most of them died or something. I can still run this entire kingdom by myself, because magic.

 

[JimmyBlether]

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Behold, our new anti air defense system! This new turret has so many repulsors that if any enemy vessels come close, they will be blasted right back to where they started with minor injuries. It's so heavily shielded that it can even sustain many Bertha hits before overcharging. It's connected to the main power grid, so it will regenerate energy very, very quick.

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Our new Swarmer can deal MASSIVE damage up close using the all new MK2 Autocannons. This beast is heavily armored and shielded to protect it from the heaviest attacks, it's fast with many engine boosters, and it shreds enemies up close.

Oh god...