TerraTech Christmas Cracker Jokes

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  1. Zeena

    Zeena PAYLOAD STUDIOS
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    Who can come up with the best TerraTech-themed Christmas cracker jokes?

    Not familiar with what I'm referring to? Basically cheesy 2-liner jokes that make everyone groan from how terrible they are.

    For example:

    Q - What's Grey and White and Red all over?
    A - Your Cab!

    [grooaaannnnn]

    Give me your best/worst!
     
  2. Lord Zarnox

    Lord Zarnox Founder of the IFTTES

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    Q - You know what's the best part about TerraTech?
    A - God damned TREES!!!
     
  3. Boomik

    Boomik is very T H I C C

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    Not that Christmasy if you ask me...
     
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  4. Legionite

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    Good start, but we can get more festive than that! Let's try some carols.:D
    Hmm, a song about trees in Terra Tech.
    I have just the one!:p

    O Aggressive tree, o Aggressive tree
    How annoying are thy extrusions
    O Aggressive tree, o Aggressive tree
    How annoying are thy extrusions
    Your strikes so strong against my Techs
    I want revenge against your kind
    O wild tree, o Aggressive tree
    How annoying are thy extrusions
    Let us all remember
    In our Tech making and our troubled times
    With our tanks and Techs and airborne AI
    The real and true meaning of Harvesting
    The help of our base and crafter, Crafty Mike
    O wild tree, o wild tree
    How annoying are, are thy extrusions
    O wild tree, o wild tree
    How deadly are, how deadly are thy branches
    The Pillars Biome pleased everyone
    We trust the Devs wholeheartedly
    O wild tree, o wild tree
    How mean, cringey are thy attack raids
    On Crafty, on Suzie, on Big Pete and Sergeant
    Ha ha cough cough

    (please don't hurt me)

    Try actually playing the festive music alongside this. It actually works somewhat.
    Name: O Aggressive Terra Tech Tree (that destroyed my Tech awhile ago)

    [Look up O Christmas Tree on Google for original.]
     

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  5. streak1

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    Q: What is noisy, annoying, but you get used to it after a while?
    A: The sound of multitechs jiggling.

    Q: What is the biggest gun in TerraTech?
    A: Big Ber[REDACTED]

    Q: What thing in multiplayer is yellow, violent, and makes techs freak out?
    A: A big block of cheese under your tech.
     
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  6. Boomik

    Boomik is very T H I C C

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    Okay, I don't get this. I don't try to be funny by making jokes. I AM a joke.
     
  7. Zeena

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    What does TerraTech have in common with every planet except Mars and Earth?

    No water

    AND THERE NEVER WILL BE MUAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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    Legendary! Just legendary...
     
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    I think at least one planet (that is not earth or mars) in the whole universe should have water. Maybe. :p
     
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    JimmyBlether SFS SUPREME COMMANDER

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    VERY VERY hopefully (TRAPPIST-1 and all).
     
  11. Exund

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    If you include satellites some Jupiter's/Saturn's satellites have liquid water and possibly alien bacterial life forms
     
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    That and there has been recent stuff to suggest that they may have been wrong about there being water on mars:

     
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    Did you hear about the tech that kept snooping for presents?
    He was a De tech tive and couldn't help it.

    Why did the police arrest the Christmas tree tech?
    It was flashing other techs in the park.

    How many techs does it take to make a TT Christmas?
    None, the Dev's made it happen captain.

    There's a bit of cheese for the crackers ;)

    Have a good one [8D)
     
  14. Cloud

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    Big bertha. :3
     
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    Why was Rudolph made fun of?

    His nose block was very damaged and blinking red.
     
  16. Cloud

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    Please
    No
     
  17. Lord Zarnox

    Lord Zarnox Founder of the IFTTES

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    all we need is a skeleton to make some nice festive jokes.

    AND ANOTHER SKELETON TO REACT IN COMPLETELY THE WRONG WAY IN RESPONSE TO SAID JOKES.

    NYEH HEH HEH!
     
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    Let me correct that for you:

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    Gotta have the right fonts. ;)
     
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  19. Lord Zarnox

    Lord Zarnox Founder of the IFTTES

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    Nice try, but the "all" has a green underline, indicating bad grammar. You used Word, or something like that, didn't you? You just had a bad time.
     
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    Dark green on black is indeed a bad time.

    Also:
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