I'm continually amazed by the ingenuity displayed by members of this community. If the scientific community was really as intelligent as they would have us believe, then they could very easily solve all the problems facing the world today. All they need do, is make a game like "Particle Physicist 2019", and release it on Steam. Within a year or two, after you guys have had ample time to figure it out, @ZeroGravitas would then send them an itemized list of all the things they were doing wrong, and they could then apply them and come out of it looking like heroes. Simple.
(and no Zero, i didn't mean that sarcastically) -Rooster