How old am I really?

Discussion in 'Ramblings' started by Boomik, Mar 5, 2018.

  1. Boomik

    Boomik ...

    How old do you really think I am? Put your guesses below, and the winner gets a pat on the back.

    I think I'm actually only 2.
     
  2. JimmyBlether

    JimmyBlether SFS SUPREME COMMANDER (on roleplay holiday)

    Between 13 and 15. I have a feeling you are around those ages.

    Also, I'm not sure how much of a good idea this is.
     
  3. {insert_name_here}

    {insert_name_here} [REDACTED]

    A thread where strangers exchange private information. My favourite! :p
     
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  4. Boomik

    Boomik ...

    You're off by 40-13 years. Yes, I'm 2.
     
  5. JimmyBlether

    JimmyBlether SFS SUPREME COMMANDER (on roleplay holiday)

    ...

    I find that vague and unconvincing...
     
  6. Boomik

    Boomik ...

    Nice try, though. The I's in "unconvincing" are supposed to be 1's. Yes, I'm 2.
     
  7. Benbacon

    Benbacon Founder Of Bacon, Inc

    One day old
    Why? Your profile pic was made yesterday
     
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  8. Boomik

    Boomik ...

    Good point. But it was actually made half a day ago. 2 halfs make 1. Yes, I'm 2.
     
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  9. WhitePaw2002

    WhitePaw2002 Modding Husky

    Between negative infinity and infinity nanoseconds.
     
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  10. JimmyBlether

    JimmyBlether SFS SUPREME COMMANDER (on roleplay holiday)

    .............................................
     
  11. Lord Zarnox

    Lord Zarnox Founder of the IFTTES

    Well, you're not wrong...
     
  12. TheAlmightyBread

    TheAlmightyBread Well-Known Member

    14, 16, or MAYBE in your 30s.

    You don't strike me as immature or angsty but considering not many of the older people on the forums tend to get involved with kingdoms/unions/religions/*insert the next meme society here* you're probably young.
     
  13. QuackDuck

    QuackDuck Duck

    I think you are 2.
     
  14. streak1

    streak1 Well-Known Member Streak1 Old Banners

    Could be though. He didn't specify what infinity he was using. Maybe he is using the smallest one, and Boomik is uncountably infinite years old. Or maybe he is aleph-2 years old. Or maybe his age is an inaccessible cardinal. Or maybe older?

    If any of this would even apply to age. Probably not.

     
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  15. Boomik

    Boomik ...

    Correct! Only 1 problem, though. You forgot the negative.
     
  16. streak1

    streak1 Well-Known Member Streak1 Old Banners

    Ok, but 2 what? Seconds old? Days? Weeks? Years?

    Let's just assume you mean years. But then what? 2 Earth years? Martian years? Plutonian years? Solar years (time it takes for our solar system to orbit the Galaxy)?

    Or maybe not 2 years. Maybe 2 times the hypothetical life span of the universe, from the Big Bang to heat death?

    You should be more specific.
     
  17. QuackDuck

    QuackDuck Duck

    His age is 2.
     
  18. TheAlmightyBread

    TheAlmightyBread Well-Known Member

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  19. Lord Zarnox

    Lord Zarnox Founder of the IFTTES

    I've seen that.
     
  20. streak1

    streak1 Well-Known Member Streak1 Old Banners

    Oh. His age is a number.

    His age transcends time and space, for his age is not a measure of time, or a measure of the world, but the abstract, extra-spacial manifestation of the number 2.

    His age is not a length, a moment, a history. His age is an abstract figment of reality, as described by Plato and his followers. His age, is, 2.

    I have been enlightened. Thank you my feathered friend.
     

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