Helios Airlines

[Nightblade Greyswandir]

LOOOOOOL I tried roll with HELIOS Comet and it lost fuel in middle of it and dropped on ground directly upside down!

 

[rdoom2003]

HELIOS Dreamliner

Features​

• 3 turbo props
• 1 seat
• Can hold up to .002 tons of luggage
• Easy to use Fuel injection system
• First Helios plane to have Solid osmium gyros
• Cheap (only 1500 Canadian pesos)
• Comes with a free Teac A-6300 Recorder
• It can run on moonshine
• No welds at all (Just rivets!)
• Streamlined design for speed
• Top speed of 120 mph
• Comfortable
• No wiring at all

Heres what some of our loyal customers say
"Why does my turboprop had an afterburner"- Mr.no
"It fly yes"- mac dods founder
"Why are you interviewing me I don"t own any plan-" - CEO of Mexico

 

[Boomik]

*breaks down completely*

 

[JimmyBlether]

*flops on tablet*

I cannot cease to be amazed by this thread.

 

[rdoom2003]

Helios BUGGA

"Too much cage"​

 

[rdoom2003]

Helios Outlaw

Feature​

• Shooty oozee
• 3 springer wheels
• Gas turbine engine
• BRIGHT LIGHTS
  

Heres what some of our customers said:
"zoop"- Zoop
"IT very fast would recomend"- Danny davito majito
"Fasted than rest better than the bessssssssssssst" - mark shrekKelino

 

[rdoom2003]

HELIOS P57 BIGGA BOLT


FEATURES​

1. Three cockpits for maximum luxury​
2. Several engines for easy maintenance!
3. THREEE TYPE OF FUEL (Get fuel anywhere we swear)
4. ZERO AVIONICS OF ANYSORT (Why waste weapon power on stupid COMPASS BALLS)
5. THREE GIANT PLASMA CANNONS
6. 76% less asbestos

Here are some testimonials!
"I quite literally cannot fly this" - Jarvis senior test pilot
" Stealing from those bastards at RR makeS my day"- □□□□□
"WHo approved of this? I'm blinded everytime I look outside"- former employee
"ERRYY NOICE"- GREAT LEADER CLARK
"Great for family outings"- Jeff bezos

 

[YaYYeeT]

Weight capacity: no less than 50kg but no more than 50.0000000001kg

we had to have vaccum in there to prevent dust from messing the weight up- EXTREMELY underweight test pilot Jason