Earth Federation Forces Outpost Thread

[Legionite]

Upload duckOS.

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Uploading file: Please wait...

Installing duckOs...

Spoiler: TAC's Comment

Lol, can't believe that worked

 

[JimmyBlether]

Dang I have missed a lot last night...

 

[Boomik]

Technically Erudite is the resource that is most commonly used in the creation of AI modules.
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"A common ingredient used in the construction of AI Modules"
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Gasp! More Erudite is required than the Celestite!

And Celestite is actually used to "Manipulate gravity" as mentioned in the official wiki:
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Trust me, TAC knows stuff about the AI.
In and out, even Enemy AI.

So basically you are creating a Seismic Missile.
That would destroy the planet if it hit the surface and exploded! Okay, maybe not, but it will severely damage all of the land Techs and destroy bases on a quarter of the planet...
(TAC is now very suspicious of your actions...)
Good thing I caught that error before it was too late...

Wait, do you need help with the weapon's AI? Because it looks like you are obviously lost...

You know, since it's manipulating gravity, that means we can still control it by, well, manipulating the gravity of the rocket instead of AI. Also, Celestite is used in REMOTE CONTROLLED stuff nowadays and the wiki is ANCIENT.

Also, it wouldn't create earthquakes. Only the OUTER CASING is made of Celestite. Not the actual internals of it. The internals are made of nuclear fused Plasmite, which has highly explosive properties combined with the nuclear energy, it'll make a MASSIVE explosion.

 

[harpo99999]

sounds aa bit like one of the one of the impacts from a 3 pounder canon on the juicers, but also sounds a bit weak for the results of the 3 pounder, more like the ak-47, (BUT if you were to scale it UP 500 times you might get to the 3 pounder effective destruction radius, and with th megacanon effective radius (whell the only advice i can give is 'DO NOT BE IN SIGHT OF'

 

[The Grand Teki]

Also, they're investigating and learning about our private kingdom information without our permission, which is a declaration of war on the Kebabs.

PREPARE THE NUCLEAR MISSILES!!!!!!!!!

*spits coffee*
NUKES! WOOHOO!!
*Teki gets radiation suits for everyone*

 

[The Grand Teki]

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
What do you want to update the AI with?
[>Insert File Here<]

Spoiler: TAC's Comment

Look! A chance to control it!
Quick! Upload an AI into it!

I have this to upload:

Spoiler: Told to others and not the AI

This image is nonsense (nevertheless cute), attack while it's stunned by the stupidity in it!

 

[JimmyBlether]

*spits coffee*
NUKES! WOOHOO!!
*Teki gets radiation suits for everyone*

<gets nukes and radiation suits as well>

Better get my popcorn.

 

[QuackDuck]

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Uploading file: Please wait...

Installing duckOs...

Spoiler: TAC's Comment

Lol, can't believe that worked

Has duckOS finished installing? I know it is 58 petabytes large, but still...

 

[Legionite]

Has duckOS finished installing? I know it is 58 petabytes large, but still...

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Quack?- Download complete- awaiting new orders.

 

[JimmyBlether]

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Quack?- Download complete- awaiting new orders.

I think it worked @QuackDuck...

 

[The Grand Teki]

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Quack?- Download complete- awaiting new orders.

@QuackDuck tell the Superpc to self-destruct pls

 

[QuackDuck]

Should I tell it to annihilate the Omega Juicers first, and then self destruct?

 

[Legionite]

Spoiler: TAC's Plan

Wait! Tell it to send a "mission complete" message back to the EFF Main HQ so that it looks like it is deployed!
We have to deliver Luxite to the outpost every now and then to make it look like the outpost is working.
Who is going to do it?











...Fine TAC will do it...

 

[QuackDuck]

Spoiler: TAC's Plan

Wait! Tell it to send a "mission complete" message back to the EFF Main HQ so that it looks like it is deployed!
We have to deliver Luxite to the outpost every now and then to make it look like the outpost is working.
Who is going to do it?











...Fine TAC will do it...

Don't worry, the Duck Republic will handle the Luxite delivery, we need to clear them out for our wheat farms anyway.

 

[JimmyBlether]

Spoiler: TAC's Plan

Wait! Tell it to send a "mission complete" message back to the EFF Main HQ so that it looks like it is deployed!
We have to deliver Luxite to the outpost every now and then to make it look like the outpost is working.
Who is going to do it?











...Fine TAC will do it...

I'll help too!

<deploys still to build huge transports>

 

[Boomik]

<pretend that the threats were never... threated? (Idk) so the Kebabs are still friendly (not really, but they don't know) with EFF>

Would you like in install the KebaboACS? It is only 397 terabytes large (unlike the massive DuckOS) and installation is simple.

 

[QuackDuck]

<pretend that the threats were never... threated? (Idk) so the Kebabs are still friendly (not really, but they don't know) with EFF>

Would you like in install the KebaboCS? It is only 397 terabytes large (unlike the massive DuckOS) and installation is simple.

duckOS should be fine for now, I think.

 

[Boomik]

duckOS should be fine for now, I think.

Fine, get it to change its text color from gold to blue, then. Also, get it to show us the war map of all of their bases.

 

[Legionite]

Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Quock- TAC Advanced AI module "Rutherford AMRS (Advanced Management Response System)" installed correctly:
Advanced response and intelligence systems are now functional!

Shutting down....






Booting up...
Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Ask me any question, and I will answer to the best of my capabilities.

How may I help you?

change its text color from gold to blue

Changing...
This may take awhile...


Admiral AI Supercomputer:
Does anything else require my attention (Quack quick quock quack)?

 

[Boomik]

show us the war map of all of their bases.