Couch

Dat Derp

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#83
I've tried everyway to escape this hellion the back key in the browser won't work the close tab button wont work Alt+F4 wont work task manager wont work even unplugging my computer wont work. I must accept my fate I am trapped here forever with Soviet_Samuelson a robot that lives in a pizza box in his moms basement... HeLP mE
 

Soviet_Samuelson

On the path to becoming a grand-master idiot
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#84
I've tried everyway to escape this hellion the back key in the browser won't work the close tab button wont work Alt+F4 wont work task manager wont work even unplugging my computer wont work. I must accept my fate I am trapped here forever with Soviet_Samuelson a robot that lives in a pizza box in his moms basement... HeLP mE
Are tou speaking in first person as the main character of couch?
 

Random Spaceship

Aussie Booklord
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#89
>run "C:/Program Files/Couch/couch.exe"
Couch.exe version Terratech Forums.
Type "help" for a list of commands, or "help command" for help about a specific command.
Couch> location
Location: On a couch, in a featureless grey room.
Couch> list couches
{
ID: greycouch;
Colour: Garlic Grey;
Size: Four seats;
Occupants: {
Random Spaceship;
};
},
{
ID: bluecouch;
Colour: Brook Blue;
Size: Three seats;
Occupants: {};
},
{
ID: redcouch;
Colour: Ruby Red;
Size: Five seats;
Occupants: {};
}
Couch> activate greycouch
couch.exe has encountered a fatal error. Exiting now.
The couch sprouts wheels, weaponry, and controls.
 
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stickman_king_28

Mass effect is fun.
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#93
BF Hovercouch(tm)(c)(r), for only BB 75,399,99, (not including tax) you too can get the peace of mind in our soft, sleek, and floating couches. No refunds.
 
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