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  1. Dat Derp

    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    (in lifeless like voice) Couches are my life now they are a part of me. Won't you join me.

     
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  2. HowMuchBetter?

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    The couch grows hands, whips out a grenade launcher, and fires a nuclear grenade directly at your head. What do you do?

     
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    smeck the nuclear grenade with a couch

     
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  4. Soviet_Samuelson

    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    Xureent chronology:
    I sit on couch
    I see 3 other couches. All the couches have 4 cushions
    A zk47 lands next to me, and appears ro be targeting my heart
    I grab it! And then the couch launches me up vewy high 0w0
    I inspect rhe innards of my own couch! To find 5 new couches. The colors dont matter, exept for the galactic black one.
    The galactic black one sucks me in wirh its black hole! And i run...

     
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    History
    great

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    (My own story now) im unable to escape the black holes pull but i do have an option; i pull out The Bullet that can Kill the Past. I earned it by visiting a dungeon populated by living ancient weaponry who use not living ancient weaponry. I put the bullet in rhe chamber of the zk47, and i shoot. Im teleported back in time where i encountered the biggest and most regretful turning point in my life, when i idly let some CHAD took my girlfriend, Ransoming our relationship for my life. This was the most powerful i had been in all my years, so i knew it was the appropriate time to do the deed, kill the past, and reclaim my relationship. To be continued...

     
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  7. rdoom2003

    rdoom2003 乚乇卂刀乇尺 口下 卄乇乚工口丂

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    The pond it always knew you were there questioning wether you purchased windows vista with the intent to use it in Gazebo fruad it

     
  8. Dat Derp

    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    Could it be? A fellow enter the gungeoner? Who is actually good enough to beat the game and not rage quit?

     
  9. Soviet_Samuelson

    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    (this is in a bar, btw) I take someone's beer, shatter the bottle, and poop on the sharp parts, as a poison. i try to shank him 3 times, missing the first 2 and connecting on the third, but it only dealt nine damage, like a pump in this one game called fortnort. My rage was building, and this activated my second phase, where i gain access to a baseball bat of gold. I S H L A P his face with the power of a million suns, yet he remains unphased. He pulls out his crayola brand name weaponry, and viciously draws phalluses on my forehead. I look around for an escape, and i notice that he is of the Waja Baja Bobo race, and he's using helium tanks to breath. I cut his tubes, and he slowly suffocates. he teleports back to his home planet to breath. this is not the end of our story, i thought
    yes i beat the lich and turbo and blessed mode

     
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    @Seth_Seth Is trying to figure out what direction the story of Couches is going

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    theen i sit on the couch at the bar

     
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  12. Dat Derp

    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    That baseball bat you used didn't happen to be called Casey did it?

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    it was

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    im suprised no one made any remarks about the poop-poisoned bottle, but ok

     
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  15. Dat Derp

    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    POOP my only weakness.

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    Is like chocolate, poson to doggos

     
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    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    New substance created by doggos tho.

     
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    Please don't ask me what direction this is going, even I don't know

     
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    Dat Derp Chief SFS scientist

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    Im trapped in the couch forum now I can not leave for the couch Gods forbid it. I don't even know where this is going either... Send help please.

     
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    Soviet_Samuelson Getting a permit to life in a jolly box

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    you cant send help, you have been trapped in this hellion. the only thing to do is to improvethe hellion in which you live, by contributing to the lore

     
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