The Lemon Kingdom[Current Ruler: ???]

Discussion in 'Ramblings' started by BitMage, Apr 8, 2016.

  1. Baconus_Yum

    Baconus_Yum Administrator Moderator Beta Deluxe Ex-Lemon King Sumo Champ

    Alast, I have found a paper of great importance. It labels itself the final prophecy.

    In the days where the yellow turns black
    All will go against each other.
    And in the end, none shall go on top.
    The blackness reigns, but soon
    The old enemy will awake
    With its bloody hands it will take all
    Unless yellow reigns.

    I have a feeling that if this blackness of silence continues, bad things will happen...

    And a way to help is to make a tree for our lemony grove.

    -Baconus of the Lemon Banner
     
  2. KattStrike

    KattStrike Well-Known Member Ex-Lemon King

    All hail the lemon king!

    What say you people of the lemon kingdom. Has much come to fruition since my reign on the lemony throne?
     
  3. Baconus_Yum

    Baconus_Yum Administrator Moderator Beta Deluxe Ex-Lemon King Sumo Champ

    Oh, Woe is the Lemon Kingdom
    The kingdom turned to war against itself
    The Lemony Grove has been withered, with one tree standing. None hath planted a new tree but me.
    And the kingdom hath gone dark with silence.

    Oh Lemon Kingdom, what Hath be done to make you zesty again?
     
  4. Baconus_Yum

    Baconus_Yum Administrator Moderator Beta Deluxe Ex-Lemon King Sumo Champ

    The throne now sits empty.

    Any member of the Lemon kingdom may claim kingship, but only if they planteth a lemon tree.
     
  5. CringeM8

    CringeM8 New Member Beta Deluxe

    All hail the Lemon King!
    (im bored)
     
  6. Chrii_the_Vieh

    Chrii_the_Vieh Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe TT Translator Canary Chrii

    Echo:

    ALL HAIL THE LEMON KING!
    All Hail The Lemon King!

    all hail the lemon king!

    ... silence...

    ... then you recognise a whisper in the winds touching the grove gently:

    "Welcome to the zesty kingdom. Make it fruitful and blooming again."
     
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  7. Doctype

    Doctype Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe

    ;-; when everyone is in there but you ;-;
    I'm not even a citizen ;-;
     
  8. ArmchairGravy

    ArmchairGravy Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe Ex-Lemon King Canary Bug Bot's Fr1end

    *haunts some halls, clanks some chains, does a bit of groaning*
     
  9. Mindl3ss

    Mindl3ss Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe

    okay, iv read through 17 pages of this plus the page explaining the lemon king banner, and i cant make heads or tails of this... does this have anything to do with... anything? 'cause seriously... WHAT???
     
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  10. Dellamorte

    Dellamorte I am not a Dev just a passionate community member Moderator Beta Deluxe Canary TT Streamer

    Just a load of silliness from what I gather.
     
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  12. Chrii_the_Vieh

    Chrii_the_Vieh Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe TT Translator Canary Chrii

    You clueless fools... you withness the remains of the greatest, friendliest and most zesty Kingdom there ever was and without understanding a bit of it you judge it as silliness... :confused:

    Go deep inside your golden souls wanderers and find the fruitful and blooming warmth of th Lemon there.
    Come back to here and join the Lemon-Kingdom to make it shiny and golden again!

    I wish we had the golden times back, where the likes of you would have been so amazed by the buzzing glory of the zesty realm, that words like silliness wouldn't ever have crossed your minds.

    May the zestiness be with you on your dark path until you find the amber glow.
     
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  13. BitMage

    BitMage modARRRator Moderator Beta Deluxe Pirate King Sumo Champ

    the origins of the kingdom have been written up in the official TT wiki. the article is short and worth a read.
     
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  14. Chrii_the_Vieh

    Chrii_the_Vieh Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe TT Translator Canary Chrii

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  15. Dellamorte

    Dellamorte I am not a Dev just a passionate community member Moderator Beta Deluxe Canary TT Streamer

    Well that cleared that up, sort of.
     
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  16. Mindl3ss

    Mindl3ss Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe

    ok... that explains how the lemon block came to be, but not 17 pages of random nonsense...

    But i dont think anyone can put logic to this to the point where it will satisfy me, so ima stop caring and just ignore this. otherwise my brain is going to explode.
     
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  17. Chrii_the_Vieh

    Chrii_the_Vieh Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe TT Translator Canary Chrii

    Infidel... sooner or later you will find your way to the zesty side of TerraTech. ;)
     
  18. GamerParrish

    GamerParrish Well-Known Member Beta Deluxe

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